ATTENTION ALL FUCKING SHARKS

dearmary:

ALRIGHT SHARKS THIS IS IT. WE ARE FUCKING LOSING BY ALMOST 8,000 OR SO AND WHAT ARE WE FUCKING DOING ABOUT IT? NOTHING. DO YOU WANT FUCKING PUSSIES TO WIN??? DO YOU????

IF YOU ARE A FUCKING SHARK AND YOU ARE FUCKING READING THIS YOU HAVE A FUCKING OBLIGATION TO REBLOG IT WITH ALL YOUR FUCKING SHARK HEART AND ALL OF YOUR FUCKING SHARK FOLLOWERS WILL FUCKING REBLOG THIS TOO. RIGHT? IF YOU DONT I GUESS YOU ARE A FUCKING PUSSY.

LET THIS MESSAGE SPREAD ACROSS TUMBLR ACROSS THE INTERNET AND ACROSS THE WORLD THAT SHARKS MEAN FUCKING BUSINESS. WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS, WE WILL BE GLORIOUS, WE WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE FUCKING CATS. IT’S GOING TO TAKE EVERY SHARK WE HAVE AND EVERYONE WE KNOW, BUT WE CAN DO THIS. START HEARTING EVERY SHARK POST YOU CAN, TAG EVERY POST YOU MAKE WITH “SHARK” AND REBLOG THIS WHEREVER YOU HAPPEN TO SEE IT. ADD WHAT YOU WANT TO THIS MESSAGE, LET IT GROW, LET IT SPREAD, LET THOSE PUSSIES KNOW WE MEAN BUSINESS AND WE ARE GOING TO TAKE THEM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU’RE GOING DOWNNNNNN CATS.

(via oldrabbit)

shiver me timbers!